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Title:Nintendo Partners With Meme To Promote The Italian Lifestyle

04/26/17

Summary: This is how Italians play Mario Kart.


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Title:Ubisoft Faces Hostile Takeover, I Guess That's Probably Supposed To Be Bad

04/25/17

Summary: I sure hope nothing happens to Ubisoft, that'd be a real shame if something happened.


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Title:Kingdom Hearts 3 And Final Fantasy VII Remake Release Date Confirmed, NASA Partnership And Cryostasis Program Revealed

04/24/17

Summary: Availability is limited, reserve your spot now or start having kids and hope one of them may get to play it someday.


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Title:The Number One Reason To Come To Brazil

04/23/17

Summary: Right next to the riots that come after the game.


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Title:Dark Souls Gets An Official Hentai Spin-Off Where You Eat Anime Buttholes

04/22/17

Summary: New slogan "Prepare to Dine" promises lots of hot anime action.


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Title:Trump Takes The Spotlight In Newly Announced Call Of Duty: WWIII

04/21/17

Summary: Activision embraces the motto "Make Call of Duty Great Again".


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Title:Nintendo Stopped Making NES Classics And Is Getting Back Into Lingerie For Kids

04/20/17

Summary: Hey man, I don't make the news, I'm just reporting on it. This is legal out there, okay?


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Title:Someone Made The Skeleton War Into An Anime And I'm Very Disappointed

04/19/17

Summary: How dare they make a mockery of the good skeletons that put their calcium on the line for our freedom.


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Title:The Other, Not As Cool Pokemon Go That's Not Quite As Helpful For Abducting Kids

04/18/17

Summary: Hillary Clinton didn't play it either, that's how you know it wasn't as good.


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Title:New DLC Announced For Popular Japanese Sex Robot Game, I'm Gonna Nut To It

04/17/17

Summary: DLC is only ever okay if you can nut to it.