Hey Kid, Ya Wanna Buy Some Space Wizards?
Come on, just one space wizard. It'll only cost you one measly long-term investment of time and money, haha.
Rockstar Announces L.A. Noire Remaster, L.A. Noire Mega Party Games For Switch
The gritty crime drama is coming to Nintendo's latest platform, and it'll be fun for the whole family.
Ubisoft's Aggressive Alt-Left Tendencies Continue With Race Warmongering Cartoon Game
We must rise above the hate and unite against Ubisoft and their agendas.
Nintendo And Build-A-Bear Team Up For Disgusting Furry Sex Paraphernalia
I am shocked and appalled that Nintendo would stoop so low, but I guess the Wii U did more damage than we all thought.
Nintendo Declares War On Memes, Makes Preemptive Strike On Bastion of Shitposts
Everyone I know. Goes away, in the end.
Street Fighter V One Step Closer To Being Complete Game With Latest Character's Nude Mods
She's playable too I think, I'm not too sure. I didn't watch the trailer all the way through.
Nintendo's Hit Mobile Hentai Game Adds New Fan-Favorite Heroes
But something seems off. What happened to Mom's purple hair?
Overwatch Gives Fan-Favorite Healer A Big Honking Penis
Huge, girthy changes come to Overwatch's main healer hero.
Square Enix Bringing Back Obscure, Cult Classic RPG
I don't understand, it doesn't even feature Tim Allen, what's the big deal?
THQ Is Up To Some Whack-Ass Kung-Fu Shit Again
I'm sorry, my producers are saying I should clarify, it's OPEN-WORLD, whack-ass Kung-fu shit.
Sonic Games Without Furry Porn Are Actually Pretty Good
Who would've thought, that was all it took just to make a good Sonic game?
The Only Character Anyone Actually Cares About Is Finally Announced For Fire Emblem Warriors
Who the fuck buys Fire Emblem games for boys with blue hair lol.
Nintendo Adds Clown Inflation Fanservice To Popular Fisting Game, And More From Gamescom
They'll go through every fetish in the book before they allow themselves to become irrelevant.
Big News For EA's Epic Space Trilogy
The news you've all been waiting for. Every choice you make will matter.
Xbox One X: Scorpio Edition Unveiled, Will Include Live Scorpions
Microsoft's pre-Gamescom conference was packed with surprises, antivenom not included.
Talentless Alt-Right Leader PewDiePie Calls It Quits Following Charlottesville Attack
One small step for punching Nazis, one giant step for punching racism in the face.
Pokemon Ultra Sun And Ultra Moon Will Feature More Furries Than Ever Before
Nintendo ups the furry quota following massive success of Sonic Mania, aims to be more inclusive of furry culture.
Blizzard Finally Settles On New Name For Their Online Gaming Service
After upsetting their fans, Blizzard has settled on a compromise everyone can get behind.
14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles
Look, I don't make the rules here, this is just how the laws work in Japan.
EA To Nintendo Fans: "We'll Support Nintendo Switch, But Only If You Pay Us One Million Dollars"
Third-party support could finally be in Nintendo's grasp. But will Switch owners be able to afford the cost?
New Details Emerge On The "Other" NBA Game Coming Out This Year
The not-so-good, not-so-popular NBA game constantly in 2K's shadow is still trying, and they got some real winners this year.
No Man's Sky Finally Gets Long-Awaited Buttocks Expansion In Latest Update
It'll be a full game eventually, just give it time. It's just trying to find itself.
Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport
Nintendo's latest foray into competitive fighting games is a gaping success, but can they hold it all in, or will the pros lapse into irrelevancy?
Valve Finally Announces Half-Life 3, And It's A Card Game
The wait is finally over, Valve can count to three at long last.
Overwatch's Sexy Summer Update Baffles Players With Bizarre New Gameplay Changes
Now with 100% more microtransactions and 100% less Overwatch.
Sega Faces Backlash As Fans Call Sonic Forces "Islamophobic"
The Blue Blur's new game isn't inclusive enough for some people, and they demand change.
We're Finally Back
Fake news websites CNN and Kotaku thought we were dead. Sad!
Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already
Whatever happened to just catching a fucking Pokemon and jerking off to it?