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Blizzard Finally Settles On New Name For Their Online Gaming Service

After upsetting their fans, Blizzard has settled on a compromise everyone can get behind.
Lord Waffle King 11 hours ago ? comments News

14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles

Look, I don't make the rules here, this is just how the laws work in Japan.
Lord Waffle King 1 day ago ? comments Reviews

EA To Nintendo Fans: "We'll Support Nintendo Switch, But Only If You Pay Us One Million Dollars"

Third-party support could finally be in Nintendo's grasp. But will Switch owners be able to afford the cost?
Lord Waffle King 2 days ago ? comments News

New Details Emerge On The "Other" NBA Game Coming Out This Year

The not-so-good, not-so-popular NBA game constantly in 2K's shadow is still trying, and they got some real winners this year.
Lord Waffle King 3 days ago ? comments News

No Man's Sky Finally Gets Long-Awaited Buttocks Expansion In Latest Update

It'll be a full game eventually, just give it time. It's just trying to find itself.
Lord Waffle King 4 days ago ? comments News

Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport

Nintendo's latest foray into competitive fighting games is a gaping success, but can they hold it all in, or will the pros lapse into irrelevancy?
Lord Waffle King 5 days ago ? comments Reviews

Valve Finally Announces Half-Life 3, And It's A Card Game

The wait is finally over, Valve can count to three at long last.
Lord Waffle King 6 days ago ? comments News

Overwatch's Sexy Summer Update Baffles Players With Bizarre New Gameplay Changes

Now with 100% more microtransactions and 100% less Overwatch.
Lord Waffle King 1 week ago ? comments News

Sega Faces Backlash As Fans Call Sonic Forces "Islamophobic"

The Blue Blur's new game isn't inclusive enough for some people, and they demand change.
Lord Waffle King 1 week ago ? comments News

We're Finally Back

Fake news websites CNN and Kotaku thought we were dead. Sad!
Lord Waffle King 1 week ago ? comments News

Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already

Whatever happened to just catching a fucking Pokemon and jerking off to it?
Lord Waffle King 1 week ago ? comments Reviews