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Hey Kid, Ya Wanna Buy Some Space Wizards?

Come on, just one space wizard. It'll only cost you one measly long-term investment of time and money, haha.
Lord Waffle King 17 hours ago ? comments Reviews

Rockstar Announces L.A. Noire Remaster, L.A. Noire Mega Party Games For Switch

The gritty crime drama is coming to Nintendo's latest platform, and it'll be fun for the whole family.
Lord Waffle King 1 week ago ? comments News

Ubisoft's Aggressive Alt-Left Tendencies Continue With Race Warmongering Cartoon Game

We must rise above the hate and unite against Ubisoft and their agendas.
Lord Waffle King 2 weeks ago ? comments News

Nintendo And Build-A-Bear Team Up For Disgusting Furry Sex Paraphernalia

I am shocked and appalled that Nintendo would stoop so low, but I guess the Wii U did more damage than we all thought.
Lord Waffle King 3 weeks ago ? comments News

Nintendo Declares War On Memes, Makes Preemptive Strike On Bastion of Shitposts

Everyone I know. Goes away, in the end.
Lord Waffle King 3 weeks ago ? comments News

Street Fighter V One Step Closer To Being Complete Game With Latest Character's Nude Mods

She's playable too I think, I'm not too sure. I didn't watch the trailer all the way through.
Lord Waffle King 4 weeks ago ? comments News

Nintendo's Hit Mobile Hentai Game Adds New Fan-Favorite Heroes

But something seems off. What happened to Mom's purple hair?
Lord Waffle King 4 weeks ago ? comments News

Overwatch Gives Fan-Favorite Healer A Big Honking Penis

Huge, girthy changes come to Overwatch's main healer hero.
Lord Waffle King 4 weeks ago ? comments News

Square Enix Bringing Back Obscure, Cult Classic RPG

I don't understand, it doesn't even feature Tim Allen, what's the big deal?
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

THQ Is Up To Some Whack-Ass Kung-Fu Shit Again

I'm sorry, my producers are saying I should clarify, it's OPEN-WORLD, whack-ass Kung-fu shit.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Sonic Games Without Furry Porn Are Actually Pretty Good

Who would've thought, that was all it took just to make a good Sonic game?
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments Reviews

The Only Character Anyone Actually Cares About Is Finally Announced For Fire Emblem Warriors

Who the fuck buys Fire Emblem games for boys with blue hair lol.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Nintendo Adds Clown Inflation Fanservice To Popular Fisting Game, And More From Gamescom

They'll go through every fetish in the book before they allow themselves to become irrelevant.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Big News For EA's Epic Space Trilogy

The news you've all been waiting for. Every choice you make will matter.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Xbox One X: Scorpio Edition Unveiled, Will Include Live Scorpions

Microsoft's pre-Gamescom conference was packed with surprises, antivenom not included.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Talentless Alt-Right Leader PewDiePie Calls It Quits Following Charlottesville Attack

One small step for punching Nazis, one giant step for punching racism in the face.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Pokemon Ultra Sun And Ultra Moon Will Feature More Furries Than Ever Before

Nintendo ups the furry quota following massive success of Sonic Mania, aims to be more inclusive of furry culture.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Blizzard Finally Settles On New Name For Their Online Gaming Service

After upsetting their fans, Blizzard has settled on a compromise everyone can get behind.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles

Look, I don't make the rules here, this is just how the laws work in Japan.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments Reviews

EA To Nintendo Fans: "We'll Support Nintendo Switch, But Only If You Pay Us One Million Dollars"

Third-party support could finally be in Nintendo's grasp. But will Switch owners be able to afford the cost?
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

New Details Emerge On The "Other" NBA Game Coming Out This Year

The not-so-good, not-so-popular NBA game constantly in 2K's shadow is still trying, and they got some real winners this year.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

No Man's Sky Finally Gets Long-Awaited Buttocks Expansion In Latest Update

It'll be a full game eventually, just give it time. It's just trying to find itself.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport

Nintendo's latest foray into competitive fighting games is a gaping success, but can they hold it all in, or will the pros lapse into irrelevancy?
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments Reviews

Valve Finally Announces Half-Life 3, And It's A Card Game

The wait is finally over, Valve can count to three at long last.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Overwatch's Sexy Summer Update Baffles Players With Bizarre New Gameplay Changes

Now with 100% more microtransactions and 100% less Overwatch.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Sega Faces Backlash As Fans Call Sonic Forces "Islamophobic"

The Blue Blur's new game isn't inclusive enough for some people, and they demand change.
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

We're Finally Back

Fake news websites CNN and Kotaku thought we were dead. Sad!
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments News

Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already

Whatever happened to just catching a fucking Pokemon and jerking off to it?
Lord Waffle King 1 month ago ? comments Reviews