Blizzard Finally Settles On New Name For Their Online Gaming Service
After upsetting their fans, Blizzard has settled on a compromise everyone can get behind.
14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles
Look, I don't make the rules here, this is just how the laws work in Japan.
EA To Nintendo Fans: "We'll Support Nintendo Switch, But Only If You Pay Us One Million Dollars"
Third-party support could finally be in Nintendo's grasp. But will Switch owners be able to afford the cost?
New Details Emerge On The "Other" NBA Game Coming Out This Year
The not-so-good, not-so-popular NBA game constantly in 2K's shadow is still trying, and they got some real winners this year.
No Man's Sky Finally Gets Long-Awaited Buttocks Expansion In Latest Update
It'll be a full game eventually, just give it time. It's just trying to find itself.
Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport
Nintendo's latest foray into competitive fighting games is a gaping success, but can they hold it all in, or will the pros lapse into irrelevancy?
Valve Finally Announces Half-Life 3, And It's A Card Game
The wait is finally over, Valve can count to three at long last.
Overwatch's Sexy Summer Update Baffles Players With Bizarre New Gameplay Changes
Now with 100% more microtransactions and 100% less Overwatch.
Sega Faces Backlash As Fans Call Sonic Forces "Islamophobic"
The Blue Blur's new game isn't inclusive enough for some people, and they demand change.
We're Finally Back
Fake news websites CNN and Kotaku thought we were dead. Sad!
Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already
Whatever happened to just catching a fucking Pokemon and jerking off to it?