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Playstation 4 At "End Of Lifecycle" Says CEO, As They Are Running Out Of Games To Remaster

Playstation 4 At "End Of Lifecycle" Says CEO, As They Are Running Out Of Games To Remaster


With the great well of great PS1, PS2, and PS3 games drying up, Sony sets their sights on PS5.

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Kendrick Lamar Kicks Out Fan At Concert For "Lewding His Waifu"

Kendrick Lamar Kicks Out Fan At Concert For "Lewding His Waifu"


Kendrick's recent concert screeches to an awkward halt when he's forced to remind white fan that his cartoon girlfriend is for "headpats only".

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BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit

BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit


Historical peace summit may see the two warring factions united at last, thanks in part to diplomatic pressure from United States.

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It's Decided: Kanye West Can No Longer Use The N Word; You'll Never Guess Who Can Now

It's Decided: Kanye West Can No Longer Use The N Word; You'll Never Guess Who Can Now


Bizarre political tirade gets rapper stripped of his melanin license; the results are in on his successor.

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Why Is Kanye Developing A Bromance With King Dedede?

Why Is Kanye Developing A Bromance With King Dedede?


Popular rapper Kanye West's controversial Twitter rant explained in latest single "Fountain of Ye".

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Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account

Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account


Finally, a way to access all of the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account's tweets on your Switch.

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Donkey Kong Is A Nazi And Must Be Held Accountable For His War Crimes

Donkey Kong Is A Nazi And Must Be Held Accountable For His War Crimes


Forget Syria, why aren't we nuking Donkey Kong Island?

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Minecraft Causes School Shootings

Minecraft Causes School Shootings


Do your part for our fine nation, ban Minecraft and save our kids.

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People Die When They Are Killed, Like If You Cry Every Time

People Die When They Are Killed, Like If You Cry Every Time


An accurate representation of how fun trench warfare was.

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