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Goku From That One Time He Had A Heart Condition Confirmed For Dragon Ball FighterZ

Goku From That One Time He Had A Heart Condition Confirmed For Dragon Ball FighterZ


"Heart Attack Goku" to be a completely new character with their own unique fighting style, coming in next DLC batch.

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Captain Toad Fired From Nintendo Over Racially Insensitive Tweets

Captain Toad Fired From Nintendo Over Racially Insensitive Tweets


The good captain's impressive debut was all for naught, as his career is cut woefully short by a lack of foresight.

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Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People

Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People


The Boring Company's new underground bunker system will provide a safe haven in the event of nuclear armageddon.

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Rick & Morty Confirmed For Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Rick & Morty Confirmed For Super Smash Bros Ultimate


"Rick could totally take Goku in a fight, why would anyone want that weeb shit in?" Sakurai claims, revealing his long-time love of Rick & Morty

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Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings

Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings


With the untimely end of a Supreme Papa, a new Papa will now have to be chosen to succeed his role.

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Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court

Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court


Trump has set the stage for a dramatic turn in American politics while Liberals are scrambling to figure out, is this even legal?

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"Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not

"Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not


While gamers love historical accuracy, they also really love shooting minorities. Now they're not sure what they want anymore.

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Super Mario Party For Switch Will Come With A Loaded Handgun

Super Mario Party For Switch Will Come With A Loaded Handgun


The bourgeoisie must fall in up to 80+ wacky mini-games!

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Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft

Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft


The ancient Greeks were a very sexually liberated people, and Ubisoft wants their game to be as accurate as possible.

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"Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy

"Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy


SoulCalibur heroine now a hero in what is either the laziest or the most ingenious response to media controversy yet.

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