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BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit

BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit


Historical peace summit may see the two warring factions united at last, thanks in part to diplomatic pressure from United States.

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It's Decided: Kanye West Can No Longer Use The N Word; You'll Never Guess Who Can Now

It's Decided: Kanye West Can No Longer Use The N Word; You'll Never Guess Who Can Now


Bizarre political tirade gets rapper stripped of his melanin license; the results are in on his successor.

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Why Is Kanye Developing A Bromance With King Dedede?

Why Is Kanye Developing A Bromance With King Dedede?


Popular rapper Kanye West's controversial Twitter rant explained in latest single "Fountain of Ye".

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Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account

Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account


Finally, a way to access all of the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account's tweets on your Switch.

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Donkey Kong Is A Nazi And Must Be Held Accountable For His War Crimes

Donkey Kong Is A Nazi And Must Be Held Accountable For His War Crimes


Forget Syria, why aren't we nuking Donkey Kong Island?

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Minecraft Causes School Shootings

Minecraft Causes School Shootings


Do your part for our fine nation, ban Minecraft and save our kids.

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You Can Now Use Your Gold My Nintendo Points To Get Free Handies From Reggie Fils-Aimé

You Can Now Use Your Gold My Nintendo Points To Get Free Handies From Reggie Fils-Aimé


Nintendo's bold new loyalty reward program goes where no other company has gone before.

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Overwatch's Newest Support Lesbian Is Finally Revealed

Overwatch's Newest Support Lesbian Is Finally Revealed


Now that a healer has a shield and can hold their own on the frontlines, chances are high that there still will never be a healer around when you need one.

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Sony Reveals Dark Souls VR Mode Where You Just Fucking Die For Real

Sony Reveals Dark Souls VR Mode Where You Just Fucking Die For Real


If you die in the game, you die in real life. Dark Souls really isn't that hard though, so no one should really have a problem.

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