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Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings

Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings


With the untimely end of a Supreme Papa, a new Papa will now have to be chosen to succeed his role.

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Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court

Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court


Trump has set the stage for a dramatic turn in American politics while Liberals are scrambling to figure out, is this even legal?

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"Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not

"Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not


While gamers love historical accuracy, they also really love shooting minorities. Now they're not sure what they want anymore.

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Super Mario Party For Switch Will Come With A Loaded Handgun

Super Mario Party For Switch Will Come With A Loaded Handgun


The bourgeoisie must fall in up to 80+ wacky mini-games!

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Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft

Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft


The ancient Greeks were a very sexually liberated people, and Ubisoft wants their game to be as accurate as possible.

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"Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy

"Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy


SoulCalibur heroine now a hero in what is either the laziest or the most ingenious response to media controversy yet.

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Waluigi Confirmed For Erectile Dysfunction

Waluigi Confirmed For Erectile Dysfunction


Waluigi won't be coming to latest Smash Bros game, but he will be taking the spotlight in Nintendo's latest partnership.

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EPIC: Sony Wins E3 For Their Bravery In Being The Only Openly Gay Company

EPIC: Sony Wins E3 For Their Bravery In Being The Only Openly Gay Company


Amid one of the all-around worst E3 showings in history, Sony stands as a shining beacon of hope that the future of gaming will be gay.

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GameStop To Call Literally Everyone For New Upcoming Battletoads Game

GameStop To Call Literally Everyone For New Upcoming Battletoads Game


The tables are turned as part of viral marketing campaign for first new Battletoads in decades.

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New "Pokémon Go" Sequel For Switch Requires Children To Play In Street

New "Pokémon Go" Sequel For Switch Requires Children To Play In Street


Mandatory motion and GPS controls will enforce mandatory fun in the Switch's first adventure in the Pokémon Universe

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