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Sega Fans Burning Their Soap Shoes After Sonic Adventure 3 Backlash

Sega Fans Burning Their Soap Shoes After Sonic Adventure 3 Backlash


Fans are not responding well to the new Sonic Adventure 3 reveal, and have begun to protest.

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BREAKING: John McCain Dropped Heart Container Upon His Passing

BREAKING: John McCain Dropped Heart Container Upon His Passing


An American war hero, senator, and presidential candidate has fallen, leaving behind a heart container and a mysterious blue light. What does it mean?

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Trump Administration Caught Up In Copyright Lawsuit After Trying To Use Halo's "UNSC" Logo For US Space Force

Trump Administration Caught Up In Copyright Lawsuit After Trying To Use Halo's "UNSC" Logo For US Space Force


A simple cease and desist became a full-on legal battle after Trump insisted he'd "thought of it first".

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Goku From That One Time He Had A Heart Condition Confirmed For Dragon Ball FighterZ

Goku From That One Time He Had A Heart Condition Confirmed For Dragon Ball FighterZ


"Heart Attack Goku" to be a completely new character with their own unique fighting style, coming in next DLC batch.

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Captain Toad Fired From Nintendo Over Racially Insensitive Tweets

Captain Toad Fired From Nintendo Over Racially Insensitive Tweets


The good captain's impressive debut was all for naught, as his career is cut woefully short by a lack of foresight.

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Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People

Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People


The Boring Company's new underground bunker system will provide a safe haven in the event of nuclear armageddon.

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Rick & Morty Confirmed For Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Rick & Morty Confirmed For Super Smash Bros Ultimate


"Rick could totally take Goku in a fight, why would anyone want that weeb shit in?" Sakurai claims, revealing his long-time love of Rick & Morty

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Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings

Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings


With the untimely end of a Supreme Papa, a new Papa will now have to be chosen to succeed his role.

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Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court

Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court


Trump has set the stage for a dramatic turn in American politics while Liberals are scrambling to figure out, is this even legal?

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"Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not

"Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not


While gamers love historical accuracy, they also really love shooting minorities. Now they're not sure what they want anymore.

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