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It's Good Shit, Don't Even Bother Reading This

It's Good Shit, Don't Even Bother Reading This


Unless this is the alternate dimension where everything is the same except Super Mario Odyssey sucked ass, under what circumstances would you assume there was even a chance this game would suck ass?

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Only Real 2010's Kids Will Remember This Game

Only Real 2010's Kids Will Remember This Game


The only franchise in history to have a movie adaptation in the works at the height of its popularity, developed after its lost all relevancy, and launched just in time to be a reboot.

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White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too

White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too


That's funny, last time I checked they didn't eat ice with ranch dressing in medieval times.

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I Fucking Hate Snoopy

I Fucking Hate Snoopy


That stupid fucking piece of shit dog needs to be shot.

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Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul

Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul


And it only cost me $74.99 of real world currency, what a steal. Thanks, Nintendo.

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If Everything On XVIDEOS Was This Eloquent We'd Have Colonies On Mars By Now

If Everything On XVIDEOS Was This Eloquent We'd Have Colonies On Mars By Now


>tfw your hentai video game has a higher understanding of theoretical quantum physics than you.

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Hey Kid, Ya Wanna Buy Some Space Wizards?

Hey Kid, Ya Wanna Buy Some Space Wizards?


Come on, just one space wizard. It'll only cost you one measly long-term investment of time and money, haha.

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Sonic Games Without Furry Porn Are Actually Pretty Good

Sonic Games Without Furry Porn Are Actually Pretty Good


Who would've thought, that was all it took just to make a good Sonic game?

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14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles

14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles


Look, I don't make the rules here, this is just how the laws work in Japan.

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Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport

Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport


Nintendo's latest foray into competitive fighting games is a gaping success, but can they hold it all in, or will the pros lapse into irrelevancy?

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