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Mighty Chromosome No. 21 is Back, and His Caretaker is Very Sorry For Causing You Any Trouble

Mighty Chromosome No. 21 is Back, and His Caretaker is Very Sorry For Causing You Any Trouble


Don't worry, this one won't make you cry on prom night. He's never gonna run around and desert you again.

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Your Children Are Being Indoctrinated Into A Satanic Gore Rape Cult

Your Children Are Being Indoctrinated Into A Satanic Gore Rape Cult


Take your kids to church now, before they're masturbating over YOUR dismembered chest.

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Is This A Sweet Dream or a Beautiful Nightmare?

Is This A Sweet Dream or a Beautiful Nightmare?


Either way I don't wanna wake up anymore. Let me rest in peace, forever.

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What God And Man Truly Fear Beyond Death

What God And Man Truly Fear Beyond Death


If God cannot die, why does He fear what He has made?

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DC Could Really Learn A Few Things From The Writers At DreamWorks

DC Could Really Learn A Few Things From The Writers At DreamWorks


Now I'm not saying Shrek could beat Superman in a fight, I'm sure all the pissy Superman fanboys would hop to his defense like the insecure little pussies they are. I'm just saying, Shrek is much more intellectual.

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It's Good Shit, Don't Even Bother Reading This

It's Good Shit, Don't Even Bother Reading This


Unless this is the alternate dimension where everything is the same except Super Mario Odyssey sucked ass, under what circumstances would you assume there was even a chance this game would suck ass?

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Only Real 2010's Kids Will Remember This Game

Only Real 2010's Kids Will Remember This Game


The only franchise in history to have a movie adaptation in the works at the height of its popularity, developed after its lost all relevancy, and launched just in time to be a reboot.

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White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too

White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too


That's funny, last time I checked they didn't eat ice with ranch dressing in medieval times.

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I Fucking Hate Snoopy

I Fucking Hate Snoopy


That stupid fucking piece of shit dog needs to be shot.

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Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul

Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul


And it only cost me $74.99 of real world currency, what a steal. Thanks, Nintendo.

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