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Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft

Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft


The ancient Greeks were a very sexually liberated people, and Ubisoft wants their game to be as accurate as possible.

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"Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy

"Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy


SoulCalibur heroine now a hero in what is either the laziest or the most ingenious response to media controversy yet.

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Waluigi Confirmed For Erectile Dysfunction

Waluigi Confirmed For Erectile Dysfunction


Waluigi won't be coming to latest Smash Bros game, but he will be taking the spotlight in Nintendo's latest partnership.

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EPIC: Sony Wins E3 For Their Bravery In Being The Only Openly Gay Company

EPIC: Sony Wins E3 For Their Bravery In Being The Only Openly Gay Company


Amid one of the all-around worst E3 showings in history, Sony stands as a shining beacon of hope that the future of gaming will be gay.

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GameStop To Call Literally Everyone For New Upcoming Battletoads Game

GameStop To Call Literally Everyone For New Upcoming Battletoads Game


The tables are turned as part of viral marketing campaign for first new Battletoads in decades.

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New "Pokémon Go" Sequel For Switch Requires Children To Play In Street

New "Pokémon Go" Sequel For Switch Requires Children To Play In Street


Mandatory motion and GPS controls will enforce mandatory fun in the Switch's first adventure in the Pokémon Universe

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Playstation 4 At "End Of Lifecycle" Says CEO, As They Are Running Out Of Games To Remaster

Playstation 4 At "End Of Lifecycle" Says CEO, As They Are Running Out Of Games To Remaster


With the great well of great PS1, PS2, and PS3 games drying up, Sony sets their sights on PS5.

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Kendrick Lamar Kicks Out Fan At Concert For "Lewding His Waifu"

Kendrick Lamar Kicks Out Fan At Concert For "Lewding His Waifu"


Kendrick's recent concert screeches to an awkward halt when he's forced to remind white fan that his cartoon girlfriend is for "headpats only".

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BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit

BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit


Historical peace summit may see the two warring factions united at last, thanks in part to diplomatic pressure from United States.

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It's Decided: Kanye West Can No Longer Use The N Word; You'll Never Guess Who Can Now

It's Decided: Kanye West Can No Longer Use The N Word; You'll Never Guess Who Can Now


Bizarre political tirade gets rapper stripped of his melanin license; the results are in on his successor.

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