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Nintendo Announces The NEW Cardboard Box


Not to be confused with a cardboard box, the NEW Cardboard Box features enhanced features and gameplay mechanics.

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Netflix Has No Plans For Nintendo Switch App, But Will Be Porting Over Its DVD Rental Service This Spring


The first season of popular show "House of Cards" will be the first DVD available to rent right from your Nintendo Switch.

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Kirby Star Allies For Switch Introduces Kirby's Boldest Copy Abilities Yet


If you thought the Yo-Yo was cool, just wait until you see these.

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There's Something in The Water and It Ain't Adderall


Whoa-hoa-hoa, look out, this fish has fricking laser cannons and the cake is a lie, there are cats in the ocean and it's rAnDoM dAnCiNg tImE!

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Full January Nintendo Direct Details Leak Online, Revealing Some Big Surprises


Amazon and GameStop websites have leaked over 80 titles. Number 69 will blow your mind.

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New Smash Leaked Ahead of Upcoming January Nintendo Direct


A bigger, better Smash than ever before, coming exclusively to the Nintendo Switch

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Mighty Chromosome No. 21 is Back, and His Caretaker is Very Sorry For Causing You Any Trouble


Don't worry, this one won't make you cry on prom night. He's never gonna run around and desert you again.

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Your Children Are Being Indoctrinated Into A Satanic Gore Rape Cult


Take your kids to church now, before they're masturbating over YOUR dismembered chest.

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Is This A Sweet Dream or a Beautiful Nightmare?


Either way I don't wanna wake up anymore. Let me rest in peace, forever.

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EA Opens Up GoFundMe After Battlefront 2 Flop Caused By Cyberbullying


Cyberbullying is a very real problem in this day and age, and its impact can reach further than what any of you may expect.

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Bayonetta 3 Is Officially Happening, And Changing Up The Series Like Never Before


Director Kamiya promises big secrets to be revealed, the mystery of Bayonetta's mole and more.

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Sonic Forces' Strong Anti-Trump Message Stirs Controversy Among Conservative Parents


Is it wrong to teach our children to distrust the government? At what age should we have talks like this?

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Capcom Announces And Immediately Cancels Megaman 11


You're gonna cry like an anime fan on prom night.

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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Will Have Special Guest Appearance By A Robot With Plasma Cannon Tiddies


Don't suck on these babies, they'll vaporize your face.

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Jesus Simulator 2018 Heading West For Nintendo Switch


Live as Jesus did, smiting demons, being our Lord, and banging hot anime girls for our sins.

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What God And Man Truly Fear Beyond Death


If God cannot die, why does He fear what He has made?

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DC Could Really Learn A Few Things From The Writers At DreamWorks


Now I'm not saying Shrek could beat Superman in a fight, I'm sure all the pissy Superman fanboys would hop to his defense like the insecure little pussies they are. I'm just saying, Shrek is much more intellectual.

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Professional eSport Athlete "Captain 'Chubby' Chubs McBonerwitz Esquire" In Critical Condition After Drug Overdose


The underground star will be unable to play in the 1-2 Switch semi-finals at Bovi-Con, but is expected to recover before the year is over, says medical experts.

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Mariah Carey Will Be The Newest Overwatch Hero Thanks To Partnership With Blizzard


All she wants for Christmas is Play Of The Game.

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It's Good Shit, Don't Even Bother Reading This


Unless this is the alternate dimension where everything is the same except Super Mario Odyssey sucked ass, under what circumstances would you assume there was even a chance this game would suck ass?

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Only Real 2010's Kids Will Remember This Game


The only franchise in history to have a movie adaptation in the works at the height of its popularity, developed after its lost all relevancy, and launched just in time to be a reboot.

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Fans Up In Arms Over Nintendo's New "Localized" Version Of Xenoblade Chronicles 2


A lot of things have been changed, now fans are questioning whether it's really even the same game anymore at this point.

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Nintendo Outlines Contents of Zelda's New "Breath of the Dance Floor" DLC Pack


BotW and BotDF cross over for exclusive content pack, new story missions and new armor pieces included.

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Activision Announces Damn Daniel's Pro Skater Underground


Newest installment in acclaimed skateboarding video game ditches Tony Hawk for a more modern appeal.

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Newly Annouced Animal Crossing Mobile Game Has Fans Concerned Over Microtransactions


Tom Nook's nefarious "Leaf Tickets" have some players worried that Nintendo is going too far.

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"Visceral Games" Shuttered As EA Kills Promising "Uncharted-Like" Star Wars Title


New studio and new direction for the Star Wars game promises to "resonate with players".

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Black Lives Matter Protests Latest Super Mario Game's Lack Of African Castles


Super Mario's latest adventure around the globe stirs controversy over depiction of African worlds.

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White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too


That's funny, last time I checked they didn't eat ice with ranch dressing in medieval times.

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I Fucking Hate Snoopy


That stupid fucking piece of shit dog needs to be shot.

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Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul


And it only cost me $74.99 of real world currency, what a steal. Thanks, Nintendo.

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Nintendo Strips Mario's Plumber Title To Fight Back The Alt-Right


"We just don't want to go down that road" Nintendo of America president takes firm political stance.

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Szechuan Sauce Being Bundled With SNES Classics On GameStop Website


"SNEShuan Saucegate" scandal has only just begun, claims corporate insider.

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Video Game Journalist, 28, Takes Life After Playing Cuphead


Developers offer their condolences with in-game memorial, plans to scale down difficulty.

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If Everything On XVIDEOS Was This Eloquent We'd Have Colonies On Mars By Now


>tfw your hentai video game has a higher understanding of theoretical quantum physics than you.

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Bethesda Sparks Alt-Right Protests Over Latest Nazi-Shooting Game


"If the roles were reversed and they made a game about shooting gays or something, it would be all over the news" claims iconic alt-right YouTuber.

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Agents Of Mayhem Developer Hit With Wrath Of God


After the lukewarm response to their latest open-world game, the Heavens open up to rain judgement upon them.

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Sony Weighs In On Nintendo Switch Success, No Plans For Hybrid Market


Yoshida lays it all out for us in an exclusive interview.

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Hey Kid, Ya Wanna Buy Some Space Wizards?


Come on, just one space wizard. It'll only cost you one measly long-term investment of time and money, haha.

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Rockstar Announces L.A. Noire Remaster, L.A. Noire Mega Party Games For Switch


The gritty crime drama is coming to Nintendo's latest platform, and it'll be fun for the whole family.

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Ubisoft's Aggressive Alt-Left Tendencies Continue With Race Warmongering Cartoon Game


We must rise above the hate and unite against Ubisoft and their agendas.

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Nintendo And Build-A-Bear Team Up For Disgusting Furry Sex Paraphernalia


I am shocked and appalled that Nintendo would stoop so low, but I guess the Wii U did more damage than we all thought.

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Nintendo Declares War On Memes, Makes Preemptive Strike On Bastion of Shitposts


Everyone I know. Goes away, in the end.

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Street Fighter V One Step Closer To Being Complete Game With Latest Character's Nude Mods


She's playable too I think, I'm not too sure. I didn't watch the trailer all the way through.

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Nintendo's Hit Mobile Hentai Game Adds New Fan-Favorite Heroes


But something seems off. What happened to Mom's purple hair?

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Overwatch Gives Fan-Favorite Healer A Big Honking Penis


Huge, girthy changes come to Overwatch's main healer hero.

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Square Enix Bringing Back Obscure, Cult Classic RPG


I don't understand, it doesn't even feature Tim Allen, what's the big deal?

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THQ Is Up To Some Whack-Ass Kung-Fu Shit Again


I'm sorry, my producers are saying I should clarify, it's OPEN-WORLD, whack-ass Kung-fu shit.

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Sonic Games Without Furry Porn Are Actually Pretty Good


Who would've thought, that was all it took just to make a good Sonic game?

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The Only Character Anyone Actually Cares About Is Finally Announced For Fire Emblem Warriors


Who the fuck buys Fire Emblem games for boys with blue hair lol.

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Nintendo Adds Clown Inflation Fanservice To Popular Fisting Game, And More From Gamescom


They'll go through every fetish in the book before they allow themselves to become irrelevant.

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Big News For EA's Epic Space Trilogy


The news you've all been waiting for. Every choice you make will matter.

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Xbox One X: Scorpio Edition Unveiled, Will Include Live Scorpions


Microsoft's pre-Gamescom conference was packed with surprises, antivenom not included.

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Talentless Alt-Right Leader PewDiePie Calls It Quits Following Charlottesville Attack


One small step for punching Nazis, one giant step for punching racism in the face.

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Pokemon Ultra Sun And Ultra Moon Will Feature More Furries Than Ever Before


Nintendo ups the furry quota following massive success of Sonic Mania, aims to be more inclusive of furry culture.

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Blizzard Finally Settles On New Name For Their Online Gaming Service


After upsetting their fans, Blizzard has settled on a compromise everyone can get behind.

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14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles


Look, I don't make the rules here, this is just how the laws work in Japan.

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EA To Nintendo Fans: "We'll Support Nintendo Switch, But Only If You Pay Us One Million Dollars"


Third-party support could finally be in Nintendo's grasp. But will Switch owners be able to afford the cost?

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New Details Emerge On The "Other" NBA Game Coming Out This Year


The not-so-good, not-so-popular NBA game constantly in 2K's shadow is still trying, and they got some real winners this year.

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No Man's Sky Finally Gets Long-Awaited Buttocks Expansion In Latest Update


It'll be a full game eventually, just give it time. It's just trying to find itself.

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Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport


Nintendo's latest foray into competitive fighting games is a gaping success, but can they hold it all in, or will the pros lapse into irrelevancy?

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Valve Finally Announces Half-Life 3, And It's A Card Game


The wait is finally over, Valve can count to three at long last.

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Overwatch's Sexy Summer Update Baffles Players With Bizarre New Gameplay Changes


Now with 100% more microtransactions and 100% less Overwatch.

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Sega Faces Backlash As Fans Call Sonic Forces "Islamophobic"


The Blue Blur's new game isn't inclusive enough for some people, and they demand change.

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We're Finally Back


Fake news websites CNN and Kotaku thought we were dead. Sad!

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Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already


Whatever happened to just catching a fucking Pokemon and jerking off to it?

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God Isn't Real Haha Life Is Meaningless Burp


Why is my dad the main character of this video game?

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2016 Is Coming Back And The World Is In Mortal Danger


Nintendo is messing with powers beyond their comprehension and we will pay the price for our arrogance.

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Ubisoft's Controversial New Logo: Progressive, Or Too Extreme?


Too soon, after the reveal of their anti-American Far Cry game?

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Nintendo's Hit Hentai Game Gets Literal Cartoon Wives


Sweaty, overweight men book it to nearest game store to buy virtual currency.

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Eating, Being Useless, And Dying Has Never Been So Fun


I've never identified with a game so much.

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Who the Fuck Names Their Kid "Duck" Or "Geese", What The Fuck Kind Of Name Is That?


Just because fat girls get random Japan things tattooed on their ass doesn't mean you can name your kid random English words.

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Ubisoft Is Promoting White Genocide REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Far Cry 5 official announcement trailer gives us a glimpse of virtual terrorism.

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Far Cry 5 Is Blatant Anti-White Propaganda And I Will Not Tolerate It, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE


This is like basic math. White = Good. Black = Bad. Stop with your agendas, Ubisoft.

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Nan Takes A Tumble 2: Tumblegeddon


When tumbling just ain't enough anymore.

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The Russians Are Using Anime To Control Our Minds


Don't let the cheery appearance fool you, it has ties to Russia.

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Is It Physically Possible To Eat Metal Peach's Ass?


Her body doesn't seem soft or warm to the touch. Would her holes be stiff and unmoving? Is penetration even an option?

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The Number One Reason To Come To Brazil


Right next to the riots that come after the game.

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3DS Isn't Dead Yet, Popular Hentai Company Atlus Announces New Weeb Games


Just wanna see that whole tiddy in 3D.

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Oh Yeah Well I Was Only Pretending To Be Retarded


It's self-aware, relax. You can't go to jail if you did it while self-aware.

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It's Not Genocide If You Make Soup Out Of Them


Like when smallpox wiped out the Native Americans, only with soup.

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Eat My Ass, Retro Circlejerking Fuckwads


Learn to play real-ass games, this ain't 1982 anymore.

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Pokemon Minus The Fuckable, Vaguely Humanoid Monsters


Implying people actually cared about anything besides having sex with their Pokemon.

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Nintendo, Sony Stocks Plummet As President Trump Issues Ban On Anime


Game industry in jeopardy as newly inaugurated Trump lays out plan to purge all anime from country.

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Jesus Didn't Die For Me To Waste My Life Playing This Shit


My life isn't going anywhere anyway so why not just spend 100+ hours walking in circles?

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In The Future, Sheep-Fucking Is Probably Legal


You'd think we'd put an end to inbreeding before the invention of the hover car, but...

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Nintendo Switch Already Set To Get Its First Disappointment Before Launch


Some very nice man has a very good idea for a game, can you please give him some money?

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Fist Me Harder, Daddy


I fucking hate that stupid Swedish fuck.

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What's Up My Hip, Young Dudes? Check Out These Totally Tubular Trailers, My Dude.


Ubisoft is the coolest, hippest young corporate entity. They know what all the young dudes these days love.

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A Very Shiny, Chrome Piece Of Shit


I am really fucking pissed okay, you have no fucking idea how furious I am. Fuck this fucking shit.

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