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Gearbox Bravely Announces Borderlands 3 Despite Broken Kneecaps And Pressure From Hooded Figure With Gun-Shaped Outline In Their Coat Pocket

Gearbox Bravely Announces Borderlands 3 Despite Broken Kneecaps And Pressure From Hooded Figure With Gun-Shaped Outline In Their Coat Pocket


The latest installment in the beloved shoot and loot series is announced at Gearbox press event from inside their car with duct-taped windows, parked outside a McDonalds to use their Wi-Fi

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Don't Bring A Cock Cage To A Gun Fight

Don't Bring A Cock Cage To A Gun Fight


My penis is perfectly fine and adequate as long as you don't compare it to other penises, vegetables, oblong objects, your own fingers, a live gerbil, or your headphone jack, jeez stop being such a dongoloid.

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Tensions With North Korea Escalate After Trump Tells Kim Jong-un To Dig Straight Down In Minecraft

Tensions With North Korea Escalate After Trump Tells Kim Jong-un To Dig Straight Down In Minecraft


North Korea vows to double down on their nuclear program, conducts missle test same day.

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Super Mario Maker 2 Cancelled After Controversial "Make Mario Great Again" Ad Campaign Backfires

Super Mario Maker 2 Cancelled After Controversial "Make Mario Great Again" Ad Campaign Backfires


Nintendo's poor choice of celebrity endorsement puts yet another death on The Donald's hands.

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It's Called Consensual Nonconsent And It's Actually One Of The Most Common Kinks For Your Information

It's Called Consensual Nonconsent And It's Actually One Of The Most Common Kinks For Your Information


It's really problematic that you think I can't have the agency over my body to know when I want to be choked, beaten, and forcibly sodomized against my consent. This is why we need feminism.

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Should Retards Be Able To Legally Purchase Firearms?

Should Retards Be Able To Legally Purchase Firearms?


Are retards people? At what point can we legally consider them inhuman? What even is human?

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More Like Pokémon Let's Go Drink All The Dish Soap Under The Sink And Jerk Off In The Hamster's Water Tube While He Drinks From Its Little Nipple Like The Slut He Is

More Like Pokémon Let's Go Drink All The Dish Soap Under The Sink And Jerk Off In The Hamster's Water Tube While He Drinks From Its Little Nipple Like The Slut He Is


Gamers take to the streets to shit on cop cars after Nintendo changes bloated and stale Pokémon formula.

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Metroid Prime 4 Delayed Because Samus Is On Heroin

Metroid Prime 4 Delayed Because Samus Is On Heroin


The much-anticipated sequel to the Metroid Prime Trilogy is pushed back after Samus does heroin.

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Critics Slam Trump For Welcoming Football Team With Halo 3 LAN Party Instead Of Halo 5 Multiplayer

Critics Slam Trump For Welcoming Football Team With Halo 3 LAN Party Instead Of Halo 5 Multiplayer


Was the president's heart in the right place, or should he have spared the expense to get the latest Halo title?

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Blizzard Confirms Overwatch Has No Toilets

Blizzard Confirms Overwatch Has No Toilets


Blizzard clarifies in official statement that all Overwatch heroes shit their pants, canonically, in-game, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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