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Metroid Prime 4 Delayed Because Samus Is On Heroin

Metroid Prime 4 Delayed Because Samus Is On Heroin


The much-anticipated sequel to the Metroid Prime Trilogy is pushed back after Samus does heroin.

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Critics Slam Trump For Welcoming Football Team With Halo 3 LAN Party Instead Of Halo 5 Multiplayer

Critics Slam Trump For Welcoming Football Team With Halo 3 LAN Party Instead Of Halo 5 Multiplayer


Was the president's heart in the right place, or should he have spared the expense to get the latest Halo title?

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Blizzard Confirms Overwatch Has No Toilets

Blizzard Confirms Overwatch Has No Toilets


Blizzard clarifies in official statement that all Overwatch heroes shit their pants, canonically, in-game, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Trump Refuses To End Government Shutdown Until K. Rool Gets Nerf

Trump Refuses To End Government Shutdown Until K. Rool Gets Nerf


Smash Ultimate's most popular heavy-weight has got to go, says President Trump

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Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For Border Wall After Spending Government Funds On Fortnite "V-Bucks"

Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For Border Wall After Spending Government Funds On Fortnite "V-Bucks"


Trump under investigation after spending American tax dollars in the popular online video game "Fortnite"

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Yoshi's Original Final Smash In Ultimate Had Him Violently Fucking His Enemies, Here's Why Nintendo Censored That

Yoshi's Original Final Smash In Ultimate Had Him Violently Fucking His Enemies, Here's Why Nintendo Censored That


Nintendo gets blasted for their overbearing censorship after cutting Sakurai's original concept for Yoshi's finishing move from latest Smash Bros game.

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Nintendo Announces Seinfeld Let's Go Jerry And Newman

Nintendo Announces Seinfeld Let's Go Jerry And Newman


The massive success of Pokémon's latest mainline title has opened the door for Nintendo to capitalize on spin-offs.

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PSA: If You Don't Pet Your Pokémon In Let's Go Pikachu And Eevee They Will Kill Themselves

PSA: If You Don't Pet Your Pokémon In Let's Go Pikachu And Eevee They Will Kill Themselves


Always pet and feed your Pokémon. Taking them for granted can have grave consequences.

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Pokémon Let's Go Confirms Identity of Ash's Father And Here's Why That's Important

Pokémon Let's Go Confirms Identity of Ash's Father And Here's Why That's Important


Nintendo finally reveals a long-time secret of the series, and it's beautiful.

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Zuckerburg Reveals Facebook's Plans For The Game Industry

Zuckerburg Reveals Facebook's Plans For The Game Industry


A new contender enters the fray? How will Nintendo, Xbox, and Playstation stand up to the Zucc?

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