While it’s slowly been falling out of practice in our much more accepting society, the calling of “No Homo” before committing a deed with homo tendencies is as old as being homo itself.
But tragedy struck when a man, wanting to come out as gay, found himself unable to thanks to prior actions. In his foolish youth, he called “No Homo Infinity” while sucking his bro’s dick. With the “infinity” perpetuating his “no homo” indefinitely, no matter how much he attempts to yes homo, the no homo effect makes it null and void.
The case has gained enough traction online and gotten enough support for the matter to be taken up with the Supreme Court. LGBT demonstrations have rallied for the “No Homo Infinity” to be overruled, but justice has yet to be done.
“Well, with the infinity on there, theoretically there’s nothing we can do. You’ve made your choice, and you need to stick with it.” Someone with a blue checkmark that doesn’t really matter said on Twitter. Another replied back, “Love is love, and he has the right to contradict infinity if he wants to.”
The Supreme Court has yet to make any comments or rulings on the matter.
The Democratic Party is back to square one now it seems in their quest to impeach President Donald Trump. There have been talks since 2016 of impeachment, and though they’ve been hard at work for the past few years, there still no results.
The latest plan seemed like it had just reached fruition, as Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton set off to collect the Dragon Balls and have Trump banished for good. But in a disappointing twist, the great dragon Shenron informed us that the Dragon Balls do not have the power to grant that wish.
Shenron has refused to cooperate with the impeachment case, and sources say Shenron himself may have ties to Russia.
An anonymous whistle-blower has leaked that Shenron allegedly granted a wish to Vladimir Putin to have Crimea. Clearly this wish worked, because Crimea was annexed and we all just kinda let that happen. Not even a drone strike.
The Democratic Party is now seeking to have Shenron himself impeached, and they’ve proposed that Bill Clinton take the seat instead.
Greta Thunberg has captured the entire globe’s attention, telling world leaders around the Americas and Europe but definitely not China to straighten up their act and finally take some decisive action against climate change. The kid prodigy has bravely done what no one else had the balls to do, and now she’s set her sights on an even greater goal.
“Earth is only the beginning, we should be protecting every planet in the universe. How many times are we going to blow up Planet Namek? We cannot rely on the Dragon Balls forever, they can’t fix everything. They have limits.” said Thunberg, in a stunning call-out of Earth’s so-called “heroes”.
According to NASA findings, Earth will be a barren husk of rock and dust if Goku and/or Vegeta get into one more fight, with each other or some other monstrosity. They are solely responsible for destroying more mountains, forests, and land masses than any country, and have left more smoldering craters in Earth and many other planets than a meteor shower.
The findings only get worse when you factor in that it was uncovered in the recent FBI probe that Goku has ties with Frieza, former self-instated universal fascist emperor. Frieza has destroyed multiple planets on his own, and Goku was apparently well aware of this fact before teaming up with and aligning himself with fascism.
“The planet can’t take anymore of these fights. If we allow the toxic masculinity and culture of war that these white men perpetuate, there won’t be any home for my generation and the ones after us.” Thunberg said in a United Nations climate change conference.
Goku has yet to respond, but the UN has voted unanimously to bar Goku from fighting ever again, and has appointed the much less destructive Yamcha to be Earth’s defender.