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Just Because The House Voted To Impeach Trump, Doesn’t Mean The Senate Has Found A Peach Big Enough To Put Him In, Says Trump Advisor

Ever since the 2016 election, the Democrats have been pushing to get Trump impeached from office. And here we are, about to enter 2020, and they’ve finally done it. The House has ruled to impeach Trump. Orange Man is officially bad, it’s now on paper.

Or at least, that’s what the mainstream media has been pushing down everyone’s throats, with their narratives and ulterior motives. But the truth of the matter is, according to one of Trump’s advisors, that the impeachment still needs to go through the Senate. And they haven’t even found a big enough peach to put him in.

The record for the world’s largest peach only puts it at about three times the size of an average peach. Donald Trump, on the other hand, is 6’3″. There is no way he would be able to fit in it. They would need an exponentially larger peach to contain him, and at this current date nothing of that size has been found.

The resources needed to grow such a peach would be absurd, and we don’t even know if it’d even be possible. Are we really willing to spend taxpayer dollars on researching how to grow a 7 foot tall peach? Is that really what the Democrats want right now, when we should be embezzling money to Israel?

Sorry libtards, it’s just not gonna happen. Donald Trump will never be put inside a peach, and there’s nothing you can do about it. If you don’t like it, we’ll ship you back over the border to California. America is Trump country now, and he is our president.

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