Ubisoft absolutely nailed E3 this year with impeccable, not tone-deaf at all fashion. Ubisoft is the coolest, guys. Did you see their whole Just Dance thing? That was beautiful. But what they got just perfect was their announcement of Watch_Dogs 2. That’s right. Everyone’s absolute favorite game, the GTA killer itself, is getting a second installment. Just check out this totally gnarly trailer.
Selfie sticks and horse masks, this game isn’t just the epitome of cool. It’s trailblazing. This is so hip and fresh, all the young kids will be following in its footsteps for generations. This isn’t just right now cool, this is forever cool. HASHTAG ANONYMOUS HASHTAG EPICLULZ.
Ubisoft had a nice, long gameplay trailer to go along with the official announcement. They even got Stephen Hawking to narrate it, which was pretty impressive.
Everything looks pretty good so far. Ubisoft has clearly scaled back their expectations of the series, seeing as how the first Watch_Dogs promised graphics beyond what was actually possible at the time. This actually looks viable. Which probably means Watch_Dogs 2 will launch looking like an early N64 game.
I cannot wait for it to come out, though. I’m so stoked to play this radical game here. Ubisoft has somehow managed to make a game even more stylish and hip than the first Watch_Dogs. Some people didn’t like the first Watch_Dogs, but any haters can eat my shorts.
Watch_Dogs 2 will definitely break the internet, HASHTAG GONEVIRAL HASHTAG BREAKTHEINTERNET HASHTAG WATCH_DOGS2 HASHTAG EATMYSHORTS.