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People Die When They Are Killed, Like If You Cry Every Time

People Die When They Are Killed, Like If You Cry Every Time


An accurate representation of how fun trench warfare was.

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Only One Hero Can Defeat Sans The Skeleton From Five Nights At Steven's Undertale, And It's Wilford Brimley

Only One Hero Can Defeat Sans The Skeleton From Five Nights At Steven's Undertale, And It's Wilford Brimley


The perfect RPG has finally been created. Skyrim has been dethroned.

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Krillen Will Fuck Your Bitch And She Will Call Him Daddy

Krillen Will Fuck Your Bitch And She Will Call Him Daddy


Last time on Lord Waffle King Dot Com, our pigeon savior was going to write some hard hitting journalism. Can he make it in time to review this game? Find out, now!

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This Is What Happens To The Weird Kids That Don't Shoot Up Their Schools

This Is What Happens To The Weird Kids That Don't Shoot Up Their Schools


Just some pleasant childhood memories, minus that one time behind the garage at the family cookout. Let's never speak of that.

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There's Something in The Water and It Ain't Adderall

There's Something in The Water and It Ain't Adderall


Whoa-hoa-hoa, look out, this fish has fricking laser cannons and the cake is a lie, there are cats in the ocean and it's rAnDoM dAnCiNg tImE!

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Mighty Chromosome No. 21 is Back, and His Caretaker is Very Sorry For Causing You Any Trouble

Mighty Chromosome No. 21 is Back, and His Caretaker is Very Sorry For Causing You Any Trouble


Don't worry, this one won't make you cry on prom night. He's never gonna run around and desert you again.

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Your Children Are Being Indoctrinated Into A Satanic Gore Rape Cult

Your Children Are Being Indoctrinated Into A Satanic Gore Rape Cult


Take your kids to church now, before they're masturbating over YOUR dismembered chest.

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Is This A Sweet Dream or a Beautiful Nightmare?

Is This A Sweet Dream or a Beautiful Nightmare?


Either way I don't wanna wake up anymore. Let me rest in peace, forever.

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What God And Man Truly Fear Beyond Death

What God And Man Truly Fear Beyond Death


If God cannot die, why does He fear what He has made?

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DC Could Really Learn A Few Things From The Writers At DreamWorks

DC Could Really Learn A Few Things From The Writers At DreamWorks


Now I'm not saying Shrek could beat Superman in a fight, I'm sure all the pissy Superman fanboys would hop to his defense like the insecure little pussies they are. I'm just saying, Shrek is much more intellectual.

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