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Tragic: Man Unable To Come Out As Gay After Calling “No Homo Infinity”

While it’s slowly been falling out of practice in our much more accepting society, the calling of “No Homo” before committing a deed with homo tendencies is as old as being homo itself.

But tragedy struck when a man, wanting to come out as gay, found himself unable to thanks to prior actions. In his foolish youth, he called “No Homo Infinity” while sucking his bro’s dick. With the “infinity” perpetuating his “no homo” indefinitely, no matter how much he attempts to yes homo, the no homo effect makes it null and void.

The case has gained enough traction online and gotten enough support for the matter to be taken up with the Supreme Court. LGBT demonstrations have rallied for the “No Homo Infinity” to be overruled, but justice has yet to be done.

“Well, with the infinity on there, theoretically there’s nothing we can do. You’ve made your choice, and you need to stick with it.” Someone with a blue checkmark that doesn’t really matter said on Twitter. Another replied back, “Love is love, and he has the right to contradict infinity if he wants to.”

The Supreme Court has yet to make any comments or rulings on the matter.

BRAVE: Ice Climbers Are Poly And The Blue One Watches The Pink One Fuck Other Men

It’s Pride Month, so every company has been coming out of the woodwork to show their acceptance of gay culture. Microsoft set their Twitter icon to a rainbow Xbox logo and Sony confirmed that Crash Bandicoot is trans, leaving the ball in historically conservative Nintendo’s court.

Nintendo has never really done anything to show their acceptance of the LGBT, but with increasing pressure, they finally had to take a step in the right direction.

Smash Bros director Masahiro Sakurai confirmed that the popular Ice Climbers characters are in fact in an open, poly relationship.

The male Ice Climber Popo and his wife Nana believe in free love and open sexuality. While both love each other very much, they’re allowed to seek other relationships and fuck whoever they want.

Sakurai elaborated that while Nana, who is a total hot piece of ass, gets dicked down on the regular by absolute chads like Ganondorf, Bowser, King K. Rool, and the Wii Fit Trainer who is trans and has a massive cock, Popo does not have the same level of success.

Popo, who has not found enough women willing to fuck him casually, has been starting to question his sexuality, and has sucked the Duck Hunt Dog’s cock just once. The Duck watched. He remarked being aroused by this, but feels like he’s not gay. Lately Popo has been questioning, and may choose to identify as a pansexual trans woman.

Nintendo promises to be more committed to providing diverse and realistic depictions of LGBT characters going forward, and has promised that in the next Super Mario game, Luigi will fuck at least three Toads. Anally.